Conspiracy Theory (satire)
December 19, 2008 • written by Andrew Kemmis
In the beginning…
There were trolls. They hid underground, and rarely, if ever, visited the surface. They had no serious contact with the human race. Then, one day, for reasons unknown to the surface world, they decided to travel from their home base in Cleveland, Ohio, to come down to a certain town in a southern state…
That’s right, they made it down here.
No one noticed as they tunnelled under the city. They set up an entire colony, right under their noses. After some time, they began a plan to explore the surface. They began to dig up…
Now, no one will tell you this. They’ll laugh, call you crazy, but it’s true! I know! I have proof. I know where their surface tunnel leads. You know that giant pothole/ lake at what used to be the main entrance?
They began exploring. They hid very well; no one saw them… except me. They’re watching us, recording our moves, our behaviors! You have to believe me! Watch for the signs! We have to resist! I swear it true- hey! Who are you…wait, its them! It’s the trolls! Their taking me! Let go! Noooo-
In Memory of Andrew Kemmis, 1992-2008
Died Under Mysterious Circumstances
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if there is any one out there with any more information please contact me right away i would give out my cellphone number but i fear they are tapping the phone lines please i fear they are planning something very dark i need your information URGENT